Well, I've been tagged by Amy to complete this list :)
* Maybe I should... get a tan, and finish a few of the things that I have been writing on my weekly "to do" list for way too long now.
*I love the smell of...babies after a bath, coffee in the morning, and hot krispy kreme doughnuts
*People would say that I... tend to exaggerate, am always busy, have a hard time letting some things go, and can be extremely anal about things.
* I don't understand why...God made mosquitoes or cellulite, or how anyone could ever harm a baby or child.
*When I wake up in the morning...I cuddle on the couch and watch cartoons with Lilly and Mamie.
*I lost my will power to...exercise.
*Life is wonderful with...a husband who brings the groceries home every night, and when (extemely rare, but wonderful) all of the laundry is put away, a clean house, and nothing to do but enjoy spending time with our two little girls.
*My past made me...want to raise athletic kids (since I clearly am not).
*I get annoyed when...I reach for a box of something in the pantry and it's been put back empty. JON!
*Parties are not...something I know very much about anymore.
*Dogs are...the greatest people on earth.
*Cats are...not good for much besides making me sneeze and itch.
*Tomorrow I am going to...go to a baby shower for Jon's cousin, Allison.
*I have a low tolerance for...slow drivers and people who say "we had went."
*I am totally terrified of...ghosts, flying, roller coasters, and wearing a bathing suit in public.
*I wonder why I thought my life would be...easier! Like I was going to be a little stay at home mom who lunched with her girlfriends once a week at the Puffy Muffin while a nanny kept my kids--HA! Babysitting for all those rich moms in college ruined me!
*Never in my life...would I try to have a baby without an epidural.
*High school was something that...I would love to be able to go back and do over NOT as a dork.
*When I am nervous...my chest and neck get red and splotchy.
*Take my advice...and never ever microwave anything plastic.
*Making my bed is...something I do daily and (I wish I could post a picture here for you to fully understand) a HUGE chore after Jon sleeps in it all night. It's basically like starting from scratch--the sheets are all pulled out and half of the comforter and pillows are on the floor.
*I'm almost always...out of time.
*I'm addicted to...krispy kreme doughnuts (especially chocolate), candy bars, slice & bake cookies, coffee, potato chips, lemon cake, cokes, sweet tea, and pizza. (mostly health foods, as you can see.)
*I want someone...to do all of our laundry. Actually, I'll even wash it and fold it--it's just the putting away part that I HATE.
I tag Courtney, Casey, Kim, and Jennifer S.